just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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