We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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