Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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