This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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