Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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