does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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