Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize