remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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