How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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