i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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