It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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