i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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