I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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