He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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