bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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