you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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