ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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