Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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