I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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