I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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