i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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