let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
COCAINE IS GR8
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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