we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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