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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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