so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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