question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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