make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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