i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oh god it's open bar.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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