Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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