She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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