I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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