He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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