just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The air was thick with penises
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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