Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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