I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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