Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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