In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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