Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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