I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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