Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize