I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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