yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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