he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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