i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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