is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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