We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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