Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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