Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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