The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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