There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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